RG3’s Angel Reese Gym Take EXPLODES: ‘She’d Build a 10-Foot Brick Wall in a Week!’… But Wait Until You See Shaq’s Response and the Internet’s BRUTAL Roasts!

RG3’s Wild Take on Angel Reese Goes Viral

Robert Griffin III just dropped a basketball take so scorching hot it might melt the court. The former NFL star claimed that if you locked WNBA rookie phenom Angel Reese alone in a gym for an entire week, she’d only score 10 points… but somehow pull down a mind-blowing 10,000 rebounds. The comment, meant to highlight her elite rebounding while poking fun at her shooting, immediately sent the internet into a complete frenzy.

The Internet Roasts RG3: ‘He’d Have Two Torn ACLs!’

If RG3 thought his comment would be met with thoughtful analysis, he was dead wrong. The clapback was immediate, brutal, and hilarious. The comment section became a war zone, with fans turning Griffin’s own injury-plagued career against him.

Career Comparisons Backfire

One user fired back, “If you put RG3 on a field with no defense he’d still throw 2 pick 6’s.” Another added, “If they locked you in a film room all weekend you will still go out on Sunday stare your favorite receiver down and throw 3 picks.” The most savage blow referenced his infamous playoff injury: “And you didn’t know how to tell your coach you aren’t going back in while your leg was falling off.”

The Dennis Rodman Comparison Divides Fans

One of the biggest debates to emerge from the chaos was the direct comparison to NBA Hall of Famer Dennis Rodman. “So, she’s Dennis Rodman?” one comment read, with another stating, “She’s the Rodman of the wnba, whats wrong with that?” This sparked a side argument about whether being a legendary rebounder like Rodman is a compliment or a slight against her overall game.

Shaq’s Looming Shadow

Perhaps the most ominous warning for RG3 came from multiple users who invoked the name of the Big Aristotle himself. “Shaq bout to beat his Ass,” one comment simply read, referencing Shaq’s well-known protectiveness over fellow LSU Tigers. Another user echoed, “He about to get punched in the face by Shaq.” Given Shaq’s history of calling out critics on his show, this might not be the last we hear of this story.

Brick Barbie or Rebound Queen?

The conversation inevitably turned to Reese’s shooting, with fans coining the nickname “Brick Barbie.” But even the bricks became part of the joke. “Could build several houses for the homeless with all those bricks,” one user joked. Another took it a step further: “Her nickname was brick barbie but hey with all the bricks though we can sell them. Get the wnba out of debt maybe too.” Some even suggested her rebounds should be called “mebounds” since she’d be grabbing her own misses.

The Ultimate Twist: What Would She REALLY Do?

Beyond the roasts, the internet ran wild with the hypothetical. If left alone for a week, would Angel Reese simply practice? Not according to the comments. They claimed she’d “have built a ten foot high brick wall,” constructed “the Sistine Chapel… out of bricks,” and, of course, “have 1,000 TikTok dances posted in that same weekend.”

Why So Obsessed?

Many were left wondering why RG3 keeps talking about her. One astute observer asked, “Question is, why so obsessed with Angel? It’s the only he gets clicks!” Another speculated, “I’m starting to think he got rejected by her.” Whether it’s for engagement or a personal grudge, one thing is clear: Angel Reese is living rent-free in RG3’s head, and the entire internet is now laughing about it.